This 11 oz mug reads like the kind of warning label that belongs next to fragile local setups, mystery environment variables, and suspiciously green demos. It makes a solid gift for developers who know portability is often just delayed honesty.
Dark mode edition for terminal-first workflows and late-night fixes.
Dimensions: 11 oz mug, approx 3.8 in tall x 3.2 in diameter (96 x 82 mm).
