This 11 oz mug turns a tiny Rust `match` gag into desk-ready release humor for engineers who know Friday is a branch in the control flow. It lands especially well for Rust teams, code-review regulars, and anyone who treats deploy timing as a language feature.
Dark mode edition for terminal-first workflows and late-night fixes.
Dimensions: 11 oz mug, approx 3.8 in tall x 3.2 in diameter (96 x 82 mm).
