This 11 oz mug turns a tiny SQL query into desk-ready coffee humor for database people, backend engineers, and anyone whose morning starts with a result set. The layout stays readable at a glance and still feels like something you would actually want on the shelf.
Dark mode edition for terminal-first workflows and late-night fixes.
Dimensions: 11 oz mug, approx 3.8 in tall x 3.2 in diameter (96 x 82 mm).
